( A survey of just how many times Denmark has been kicked in the junk to date: )

Or, Denmark's Very Secret Viking Diary. Now with 100% of your doctor-recommended daily value of fudged old Norse dates. Under continuous construction! Could be quite sporadic, as updates are wholly dependent on whenever Denmark manages to press-gang some hapless monk into transcribing his whims*.

( Dear Diary: Today Sverige was pompous and Norge was crazy. Still not king. )

( Because it's totally not. )